The Famine of January

I didn’t blog in Jan, and it was interesting. I’ve decided that today I would like to impart to you, some of my opinions about different ongoings in the world, rather than evil overlord. Let us begin.

• The most depressing part of Charlotte’s Web is when you realize that Wilbur will not become a ham sandwich by the end of the book.
• The most depressing part of Tropic Thunder is when you realize that Tom Cruise is throughout the entire movie.
• The most depressing part of being a writer is when you realize that most great writers had at least one STD. The favorite was/is syphilis. Ask Toni Morrison.

Ha Ha: Russian Ravers

The sadistic nature got the best of me when I read that about 12 people attending a Russian rave had their retinas burned out by the lazer display, and laughed. It’s just somewhat ironic that it wasn’t ecstasy or some GHB that caused serious physical damage. It was the lazers. I just hope they don’t have emotional baggage come to the surface everytime they listen to soem trance. Link to the story