M. Mason was born and grew up in Salt Lake City, Utah. He graduated from Brigham Young University in Home Economics. He first started writing when he acquired a group of friends who were slightly emo. After penning such notable essays as “My Hard Life: the Annals of a Teenager Living in the US”, and “Black Goes with Everything: A History of Fashion” M. moved onto less heady subjects such as “The Era of the Common Man: Social Movements in the 19th Century United States.”
M.’s true style and form were finally exposed in his literary masterpiece 201 Fart Jokes. This subtle, witty expose of Americana rocketed M. into international stardom. He currently lives in Salt Lake with his two cats, Mitzy and Unger.
I think we have Mitzy’s coffee mug in the kitchenette at work. We don’t have a Mitzy so I was always bemused by the Sharpie message reading “Mitzy’s cup.” Now it all becomes clear.
I can mail it to you if you throw in the shipping and handling, but otherwise I’m gonna start using her cup.
Oh please tell me that we are the friends who you consider “Emo” ha ha. You didn’t name your cat Uti? Or Baron Van Uterus? Oh i’m sorry, are those names only reserved for my feline? How special for her. I would like to name yours Gigi Slut Gabore (that’s for Mitzy). Is that alright?
Dear Erica,
If you would like to categorize yourself as emo then that is completely acceptable with me. May I suggest 3 tips that will help with your conversion. 1) Listen to alot of Fall Out Boy, Shiny Toy Guns, and My chemical romance 2) Die your hair black and then proceed to conform by being a non conformist. 3) Don’t take any personal responsibility but blame the things wrong with your life on the 1st world country you live in.
As for your comments about mitzy. I will agree that Baron Von Uterus does have a certain ring to it, but I believe that that is reserved for a special cat. Gigi Slut Gabore is a bit crass don’t you think?
On the contrary, I thinnk that Gigi Slut Gabore fits perfectly. Or whore gabore, at least that rhymes.
Dear M. Mason,
I have un peu inquiete… you haven’t posted for quite some time. I hope your are in good healthy. Even better, I hope you have been laboriously working on the much anticipated sequel to your gem 201 Fart Jokes.
Your #1 Fan
Dear sir…I find that you are posting too infrequently. I need my M. Mason, and I need it often.
ditto. to all of the above.