The Famine of January

I didn’t blog in Jan, and it was interesting. I’ve decided that today I would like to impart to you, some of my opinions about different ongoings in the world, rather than evil overlord. Let us begin.

• The most depressing part of Charlotte’s Web is when you realize that Wilbur will not become a ham sandwich by the end of the book.
• The most depressing part of Tropic Thunder is when you realize that Tom Cruise is throughout the entire movie.
• The most depressing part of being a writer is when you realize that most great writers had at least one STD. The favorite was/is syphilis. Ask Toni Morrison.