Evil Overlord – Holiday Edition

This is a list of Christmas stuff that I would kill/destroy if I were an evil overlord.

1) Terry’s Chocolate company, the inventors of the chocolate orange. Thank you for not only ruining chocolate, but also several innocent oranges. Another reason to hate the English.

2) Dillards perfume desk ladies who yell at you when you ask about a price. You are in the service industry. Learn how to serve, skank.

3) So this one isn’t Noel related, but I really hate it. People who lick their finger before they turn the page. I don’t care if you can grab the page better. It’s gross.

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THE RETURN

After almost two months of no posts, I am pleased to announce that I, MMason, have to decided to write again. I’m sorry that it took so long, but Accounting was kicking my butt. I’ll try to post at least once a week. And of course, to the delight of most, I’ve convinced Brother Taylor to once again start writing. As for right now check out the newest Evil Overlord found below.

Blogfully Yours,

MMason

Rejoice! Evil Overlord is BACK!!!!

This is a list of stuff that I would kill/destroy if I were an evil overlord.

1) The pungent aroma of Deseret Industries, The Salvation Army, or other second hand stores. I’m pretty sure people didn’t     defecate in their clothes and give them to you without washing them. Why in Heaven’s name does your store smell like that?

2) Any press or media coverage on Madonna. Unless it’s about the actual Virgin Mary, I don’t want to hear about it.

3) Women who help the troops by making a “sexy” calendar or a porno. Chances are the troop’s wives/girlfriends don’t consider that support.

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