Evil Overlord-10/3/08

What I would obliterate if I was an evil overlord.

1. People who wear bluetooth headsets as jewelry. Take it off, you slutty whore.
2. The following phrase in the annual BYU police report: “Rape: The carnal knowledge (sexual intercourse) of a person against her or his will.” I guess trying to prove to the rest of the world that BYU isn’t an amish university is out of the question.
3. Spam emails for boob jobs. First, I am not a woman therefore I have no desire for a boob job, and even if I was a woman and wanted a boob job, I doubt I would book with a doctor who contacted me through spam.

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