Evil Overlord – 9/12/08
September 12, 2008
This is a list of items I would destroy/ban if I were an evil overlord.
1) Cute British girls who transfer out of classes before I have a chance to get to know them. This is incredibly distressing to me.
2) Cindy McCain, Let’s face it the first lady/gentleman candidates are historically known for little, aside from their selection of a Jimmy Choo, but Cindy McCain just scares the hell out of me. Not wild Teresa “Ketchup” Heinz scary, but a new type of scary. My friends and I have discussed her look, and it ranges from a 1950’s porn star to a praying mantis. I’m not sure what she is, animal, vegetable, mineral, or soul sucking vampiress. She just gives me the creeps.
3) Rehab in Socal. I must be out of the loop because it seems like rehab is new nightclub rather than a substance abuse program. Celebrities are spotted there all the time.
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Did you perhaps consider that the cute british girl transferred out because of you?
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