Brother Taylor’s Intercourse Advice – 9/8/08

Brother Taylor is a virginal zoobie from Provo, Utah. He delights in many things such as kittens, heterosexual rainbows, celibacy before marriage and unplanned pregnancy during. Brother Taylor decided to guest column on M. Mason’s blog after learning he’s already going to hell for running over Gary Coleman at a Payson bowling alley.

Brother Taylor,

I don’t understand what a Hot Karl is … can you shed some light on the subject?

Hopeful in Holiday

Dear Hopeful in Holiday,

Sexual ignorance is nothing to be ashamed of. It simply shows that you are untouched by the acidic influence of premarital intercourse. I must admit when I first received your question I didn’t know who hot karl was. In searching for an answer I turned to my trusted friend, google. Initially I was somewhat concerned with your question. The search kept coming up with excrement centered websites. I was worried that this was some kind of depraved sex act in which lovers smudge feces on one another, but I finally went to wikipedia, where I found that Hot Karl is a rapper. He claims to have no street cred as other delinquent musicians, but has often been compared to orthodox Jewish rappers. I’m not sure why you wanted to know about Hot Karl, but perhaps you enjoy lovers who are strong in their beliefs, the select few who are deliciously abstinent. I hope that one day you might find someone who can be your Hot Karl.

God Bless,

Brother Taylor

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