Evil Overlord – 9/5/08

This is a list of items I would destroy/ban if I were an evil overlord.

1)    Major Political Conventions. Not only are the speakers one step away from yelling, “Kill the pig. Spill his blood.” But the news coverage takes away all primetime programming, thus, making it impossible for me to watch my stories.
2)    People who claim alternative fuels are the future, but do not bathe. I believe a severe national oil crisis could be avoided if you bathe.
3)    Make the Pussycat dolls use a lyricist. “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?” Yes, I wish my girlfriend lacked simple grammatical and spelling skills. Please make her language skills worse than a  Chihuahua’s.