Evil Overlord – 9/29/09

Things I would obliterate/pee on if I were an Evil Overlord

1) Women who carry both a purse and a backpack. Why both? You could put your purse inside your backpack rather than looking like a pack mule.

2) People who post late on their blogs. Enough said.

3) People who orgasm raise their hand in classes. You know oh ah slurp choose me.

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Evil Overlord – 9/19/08

Sorry this is slightly late. It was written before yet postponed because of the best party ever!

This is a list of items I would destroy/ban if I were an evil overlord.

1. People who drive an expedition, suburban, etc. and complain about the price of gas. Drive a smaller car nitwit. Gas wouldn’t be so expensive if you didn’t have to use a barrell-ful to fill your car. If you want a place for all of your kids to sit, you should consider two options 1) a hysterectomy 2) a bus.
2. The select few who complain about the new facebook. It’s gone they’re not going to change it back, shut up.
3. Ted Stevens. This man typifies what most Americans think our politicians are doing.

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Evil Overlord – 9/12/08

This is a list of items I would destroy/ban if I were an evil overlord.

1) Cute British girls who transfer out of classes before I have a chance to get to know them. This is incredibly distressing to me.

2) Cindy McCain, Let’s face it the first lady/gentleman candidates are historically known for little, aside from their selection of a Jimmy Choo, but Cindy McCain just scares the hell out of me. Not wild Teresa “Ketchup” Heinz scary, but a new type of scary. My friends and I have discussed her look, and it ranges from a 1950’s porn star to a praying mantis. I’m not sure what she is, animal, vegetable, mineral, or soul sucking vampiress. She just gives me the creeps.

3) Rehab in Socal. I must be out of the loop because it seems like rehab is new nightclub rather than a substance abuse program. Celebrities are spotted there all the time.

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Evil Overlord – 9/5/08

This is a list of items I would destroy/ban if I were an evil overlord.

1)    Major Political Conventions. Not only are the speakers one step away from yelling, “Kill the pig. Spill his blood.” But the news coverage takes away all primetime programming, thus, making it impossible for me to watch my stories.
2)    People who claim alternative fuels are the future, but do not bathe. I believe a severe national oil crisis could be avoided if you bathe.
3)    Make the Pussycat dolls use a lyricist. “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?” Yes, I wish my girlfriend lacked simple grammatical and spelling skills. Please make her language skills worse than a  Chihuahua’s.