Evil Overlord – 8/29/08

Once again this is my list of things i would do if I were an evil overlord:

1)  Ban any of the Lohan’s from doing anything ever. Lindsey, Dinah, Young Slut Mcskank Ho, and Bam Bam all have to go. I’m am completely disgusted with this family. Orange Oprah included. Let’s face it, at least the Osmonds have good teeth.

2) Disband Cirque de Soleil. This chernobyl-like production alerts us to the cataclysmic consequences that are produceced when French Canadians, spandex, and too much artistic liberty are combined.

3) Revamp Utah Politics. If the United States were to loose one party, we would be China. One party for all. In Utah, we’ve already done that. The Republican Party for all. Could we have just a little opposition. You can still take the sacrament and vote democrat once in a while.

Evil Overlord – 8/22/08

Once again this is my list of things i would do if I were an evil overlord:

1) I would make every politician write a list of things they did bad, and how they can improve of them. They would then mail this list to their citizens. Let’s face it politicians are overgrown toddlers.

2) I would categorize certain skimpy garments as “ho clothes” and ban them from being in extra large sizes. There is a point where it becomes unattractive, it is called obesity.

3) There is a strong “fesces” smell when passing through American Fork, Utah. I would ban this smell from existing.

Alaskan Hiatus

There was no blog activity this last week due to my trip to Alaska, expect the Evil Overlord to appear on Friday. Sorry for the wait.

Evil Overlord – 8/2/08

August or as they say in espanol augusto has arrived and summer is official two thirds over. Thus school will be starting shortly, so with school imminent doom upon us I thought it would be good to make this a special edition of Evil Overlord concerning school.

1) I would require uniforms with my face in starburst to be worn. It doesn’t matter what the clothing is, just that my face is one it. Vanity is a part of my campaign platform

2) I would take all the “crocs” in the world and throw them into a volcano. No one should wear them. They might be comfortable, but let’s remember the mullet can also be considered comfortable. [I realize that this doesn't really have anything to do with school, but I just really hate crocs.]

3) I would order all teachers who sleep with their students, to quit being so desperate. Seriously, if you have to sink to a fifteen year old boy who doesn’t shower, you have problems.