Evil Overlord – The Beginning

I’m adding a new post to my blog, that is called if I were an evil overlord… I’m probably going to post this every Monday with three new additions each week. These are of course things that I would do if I were an evil overlord. So here are my first three:

1) Make soccer moms take a mandatory seven week “Stop b****ing at me” course.

2) Replace Celine Dion’s vocal chords with a kazoo. Not only will this be an improvement, but can you imagine my heart will go on sung threw a kazoo like voice. Hilarious.

3) Require all men’s pants to say “Diva” and “Princess” in rhinestones across their buttocks. I figured that this will finally kill the trend. Wouldn’t you like to see Donald Trump’s butt covered in sequins that say slut.

If you have things that you would like to do if you were an evil overlord email them to me at mmasonblog@gmail.com